Club Giggle Brings You Walmart Dating….Poor People Need Love Too..
Club Giggle Brings You Walmart Dating….Poor People Need Love Too…
You know… we here at Club Giggle believe there is someone out there for everyone … that is until we met Ronnie. Ronnie as you can tell by this picture, is about as fucked up as they come. We don’t know what happened to him but whatever it was we damn sure don’t want to know. Just incase there is someone out there who would take on this massive train wreck let’s talk a little bit about him. Where to start? Ok Well as you can see Ronnie likes to dress up in one piece leopard suits while shopping for pineapples and flowers at 2 am in the morning… and yes … wearing sunglasses. I guess we can give him some credit for wearing women’s flat heels as a sensible shopping choice. He says his favorite food is whatever he can catch out behind his trailer and cook up on the grill. He loves walks in the high grass and has been known to have neighbors find him napping in their trees until the police chase him off. Should you decide to go on a date with him we suggest upping whatever meds you are on to start with .
Here we have Ivanna. She loves to cook when she isn’t working on the highway asphalt paving crew. She is single again after her last husband divorced her claiming he didn’t feel like a man anymore. We aren’t sure if he meant himself or he just wasn’t into Ivanna. If you go on a date and she cooks for you .. say something nice about whatever she made or she might just break your fucking face and drag you out and leave you on the steps. We here at Club Giggle advise you to date at your own risk.
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Belinda is looking for that special man to spend time with . She enjoys movies, fast food, NASCAR, drinking beer, and watching the cock fights that her uncle has behind his barn on Saturday nights. Before you go saying how cruel.. cock fighting.. there are no roosters involved. Yeah that’s right… took you a second to wrap your head around on that one didn’t it? Same for us here at Club Giggle. But anyhow…there is no betting on who will win.. it’s just a family gathering. If you ask her for a date just make sure it isn’t for a Saturday . You have been warned.
Here we have Jeffro. Now Jeffro is a decent enough guy when we spoke to him to interview him for this article. It was his other 17 personalities that we thought were just fucking dicks. We think that 1 out of 18 chance of spending time with Jeffro isn’t really good odds but if you are in the gambling mood call him up and ask him for a date. If you prefer to ask him in person you can find him at the local Walmart in his town about 50% of the time.. the other 50 % you can find him in the psych ward working cn coloring in the lines and his scoop of vanilla ice cream.
This is the lovely Dakota seen here shopping in between shifts from her exotic dancing job out by the airport. Dakota has a lot of hopes and dreams about the future. She wants to someday own her very own meth lab and have her brother/dad run it with her. By brother dad we aren’t talking about 2 people either. Yeah thats right… ewwwww. Anyhow, she has a lot of good qualities. She was voted best anal biker bitch by the local motorcycle gang.. errr we mean motorcycle club. So she has that going for her. Should you decide to ask her for a date catch her on her break at the club by the airport but make sure you bring a lot of dollar bills and some crab ointment for when you leave. Best of luck and happy dating
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