Club Giggle Brings You Another Round Of Walmart Dating
Walmart Dating
1 Sally Mae
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Club Giggle Brings You Another Round Of Walmart Dating. So let the love sparks fly. Guys meet Sally. She loves NASCAR and anything that drives fast. Sally has her own scooter that has been supercharged and can do 30mps down an aisle at Walmart. She declares that it could hit 40 mph if not for the wind resistance. When she’s not driving her Rascal around she likes to knit and has a collection of antique horse shoes she has found at the local flea market. Favorite food…. Supersized anything… Least favorite food… celery and butterscotch pudding.
2 – Kimberly
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This is Kimberly and she is still single. A one of a kind delight to take home to meet the parents. She is a free spirit who likes to dance near the jukebox at the local tavern on her nights off from the meth lab. Totally a class act who is always thinking of others … and how much they might have in their wallet. Don’t be shy guys, say hi to her if you see her. Favorited food is lobster. Her least favourite food is anything that might be chunky after she sticks her finger down her throat after meals.
3 – Billy Roy
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Here we have Billy Roy who is as single as they come. Billy has his own unique style ever since that metal drum fell on him during the warehouse incident. He loves to just browse though both the men’s and women’s section of clothing for all the latest in Walmart rollback sales. Billy loves to cook and garden and spends time as part of the neighborhood watch program. He almost caught a burglar but tripped running in heels and missed catching him by inches. Favorite food. Hot dogs with a cantaloupe sauce and squash fries. Least favorite food is anything with lactose in it after the July mishap.
4 – Naomi
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Naomi works in a beauty salon 5 days a week sweeping up hair and cleaning mostly. You can find her on her days off attending any funeral in her tri town area. She finds that other people dying makes her feel totally alive. Plus, the food spread after is a total bonus. Her other hobbies are collecting heavy metal music rings and high colonics both giving and receiving. Her favorite food is quail stuffed with eel and rabbit giblets over biscuits. Least favorite is corn on the cob because of teeth issues.
5 – Felton
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Ladies… here is your chance to meet Felton. With his hair dyed blond and gangster busting a sag look pants he feels like he puts out a dangerous vibe that the women love. When he isn’t working down at the catfish canning factory he likes to spend his time drawing and trying out any new scratch and sniff items he can find. Favorite food is baked chicken heads and tadpole salad. Least favorite food is oranges because it interferes with the antibiotics he takes for a recurring scorching rash .
Written by J.Wales
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