Club Giggle’s Top 5 Moronic Products

4/1/2017    C Powers



1   Plastic Ice Cream Cone


                                                                                           Picture by Utterly Stupid Inventions 1

How about you just put that shit in a bowl like the rest of humanity and eat it with a spoon? Who eats it like that in a plastic cone? I hope she cracks a tooth on it and the cold makes it hurt so bad she passes out. Dumbass.


2 Beer helmet


                                                                                                     Picture by SomethingAweful

Not only do you have to carry a mug with you but you carry 20 pounds of beer on your head. If you have to  bring booze with you to an event in this manner you might want to ask  a friend when they are planning your intervention.


3 Used Condom


This takes going green to a whole new level. Not everything should be recycled and this is one of those items. I wonder if they have someone who is testing this product too.. That has to be one of the top 10 worst jobs ever but that’s for another top list.


4 Home Colonoscopy Kit


                                                                                                  Picture by SomethingAweful
Oh, I would tell them to stick it up their ass alright.  Who gives themselves a colonoscopy? This is one of the stupidest ideas ever. It truly stinks. Most probably photo shopped.


5 Hot Sauna Pants


                                                                                                                    Picture by Rydelia

Because nothing says healthy like a sweaty crotch that has a fungal infection so bad you got mushrooms sticking out of the waistline on your pants. Sweat dripping down on anything you sit on or stand over. They should just give you a free bottle of bleach with it. Act now and get a free antibiotic with your first order… just pay separate handling fee.

Categories: Top Lists

Related Posts

Top Lists

15 of The Best Teacher Memes That Will Make You Laugh While Teachers Cry

15 of The Best Teacher Memes That Will Make You Laugh While Teachers Cry...

Top Lists

Top 10 WORKERS vs CUSTOMERS! (Guy Loses it, McDonalds Freakout)

Top 10 WORKERS vs CUSTOMERS! (Guy Loses it, McDonalds Freakout)...

Top Lists

Top 10 Scary Isolation Movies

Top 10 Scary Isolation Movies...

Top Lists

5 Worst Times & Places To Be Alive In Human History

5 Worst Times & Places To Be Alive In Human History...

Top Lists

Top 20 Craziest Fast Food Menu Items of the Last Decade

We feel hungry, nostalgic and a little grossed out all at once! For this list, we’re looking at the most over-the-top, unique, or all-around absurd fast menu items that were available between 2010 and 2019....

Top Lists

5 Next Level Viral Experiments w/ Coca Cola Mentos & Crushing Crunchy Soft Things

5 Next Level Viral Experiments w/ Coca Cola Mentos & Crushing Crunchy Soft Things...