Club Giggle’s Top 5 Moronic Products
Club Giggle’s Top 5 Moronic Products
1 Plastic Ice Cream Cone
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How about you just put that shit in a bowl like the rest of humanity and eat it with a spoon? Who eats it like that in a plastic cone? I hope she cracks a tooth on it and the cold makes it hurt so bad she passes out. Dumbass.
2 Beer helmet
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Not only do you have to carry a mug with you but you carry 20 pounds of beer on your head. If you have to bring booze with you to an event in this manner you might want to ask a friend when they are planning your intervention.
3 Used Condom
This takes going green to a whole new level. Not everything should be recycled and this is one of those items. I wonder if they have someone who is testing this product too.. That has to be one of the top 10 worst jobs ever but that’s for another top list.
4 Home Colonoscopy Kit
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Oh, I would tell them to stick it up their ass alright. Who gives themselves a colonoscopy? This is one of the stupidest ideas ever. It truly stinks. Most probably photoshopped.
5 Hot Sauna Pants
Picture by Rydelia
Because nothing says healthy like a sweaty crotch that has a fungal infection so bad you got mushrooms sticking out of the waistline on your pants. Sweat dripping down on anything you sit on or stand over. They should just give you a free bottle of bleach with it. Act now and get a free antibiotic with your first order… just pay separate handling fee.