Club Giggle’s Top 5 Pets Of All Time
Club Giggle’s Top 5 Pets Of All Time
1 Dogs
Dogs are smart and loyal. They are called Man’s best friend for a reason. The one pictured above though isn’t a dog it is an over grown rat with a panic disorder. Get a real dog.
2 Cats
If you are going to have an animal, then a cat might be the way to go. Just do yourself a favor and don’t get one that looks like it can’t wait to eat your soul.
3 Lions
How could the King not make our list? Just look at him sitting there with the wind in his hair being all fabulous. Female lions hunt for his food and raise his young. You can’t even get a TV dinner warmed up by your wife and your kids keep asking if the mail man can be their dad.
4 Dolphins
They are a natural enemy of the shark and for that alone they make our list. Any animal that might save me from being eaten by a shark is ok in our book even if it does have that smug looking smile on its face all the time.
5 Baboons
Dude I mean come on…look at him. This is one animal who knows how to party. He is living the life and if you try to bring him down then he will fling a handful of feces at you. Tell us you never wanted to do that to someone.