Club Giggle’s Top 5 Walmart Dates of The Day


1 Ricardo


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Ladies meet Ricardo. He is an upbeat people person with his own sense of fashion. He loves to hunt frogs at the local pond and can be found at the nearest bingo hall on Friday nights.


2 Cathy


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Hey guys meet Cathy. She is all about adventure and fun. She is an ex pro mud wrestler and currently works for the city picking up garbage routes. Her interests include witchcraft, painting other people’s toenails and bare knuckle prize fighting on her day off.


3 Eddie


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Don’t be shy ladies, say hello to Eddie. A fine Scotsman who thinks a relationship should be built on trust and Alcoholic Anonymous meetings. Eddie loves to watch NASCAR racing, shoot seagulls with his sling shot and dine on Cambodian food.


4 Harry

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Here we have Harry.  An older gentleman who is in touch with his inner child.   He loves swimming in the pond near the old sewage plant, working on his worm farm and looking for discounts on adult diapers. Harry is well known in his town and you are likely to bump into him in any of the shops that are at least 500 feet from a school yard.


5 Greta


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Guys this is Greta and she is still single. She enjoys entering food-eating competitions when she isn’t working down at the shoe factory. Her other interests are closing her eyes and pretending to time travel and digging in her back yard to find new species of dinosaurs. If you see her catching varmints behind her trailer wait for a better time to say hello as she is really committed to the sport and doesn’t like to be distracted.


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Written by J.Wales 4/25/17

 

 

 

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