Club Giggle’s Top 5 Creatures We Aren’t Fond Of

Club Giggle’s Top 5 Creatures We Aren’t Fond Of.

 


 


1   Sharks


 

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Take a look at this soulless creature from hell and tell us you feel any kind of fondness for it. A pure eating machine that has no remorse and would make a meal out of anything in its path it can get its jaws around. Kind of like that girl down the end of the bar at 2 am.

 

 


2 Snakes


 

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Snakes have some positive benefits. They eat rats and other nasty small animals. We still don’t care. We hate them. Vile and evil and stealthy. They sneak up on you kind of like when you eat bad tacos. At first everything is fine and then out of nowhere BOOM !  Disaster.


3 Spiders


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Spiders also have positive benefits like snakes but again we still hate them. Patient and cunning, fearless and lethal. Willing to sit in the dark and wait for its prey to become entangled in its web. Sort of like my ex-wife now that I think about it .. but that’s for another list.

 


4 Bumble Bees


 

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Bumble Bees use to seem so majestic hovering over flowers and gathering pollen.  So peaceful to watch at work. Until they notice you and hover in your face with an attitude like “ you want some of this ?” At which point you would scream like a little girl and run off with hands flapping in the air trying to shoo it away which only made it mad enough to sting you in the ass.


5 Rats


 

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They sneak around in the middle of the night foraging for food. Making scratching noises in your walls and tiny squeaking noises every time you close your eyes to sleep. They carry diseases and fleas that spread the plague thru Europe in the middle ages. This is the only one on our list that would make us root for the snake.  With any luck the snake would choke to death on the rat and we could be rid of them both.

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