Funny Traffic Pictures ‘He’s got a point.’

‘OK, I’ll admit it. You’re a genius at parallel parking.’

‘He’s got a point.’

‘…and you’re STILL texting!!!’

‘I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I’m giving you a ticket for not speeding, but driving too slow.’

‘This new headset is great. I can eat and drink while I drive.’

“He passed the sobriety test. Now I think he’s just showing off.”

‘Now I don’t know what it’s like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.’

‘Faster than the average professional athlete goes bankrupt.’

“If you have to drive that slow, put on your emergency flashers to warn other drivers. Or better still, wear a hat.”

Demonic Repossession

‘Get down on the ground!! DOWN ON THE GROUND!!’

‘If you let me chase you through that field so I can get my dash-cam video on TV, I’ll forget all about this little speeding incident!’

‘Okay, buddy, where’s the fire?’

‘What did I tell you? – It’s time to invent traffic laws.’

‘Actually, the guy I was chasing got away. But thanks for pulling over – you’re better than nothing.’

As is often the case, many of the world’s great discoveries are accidental.